here i am at 2 freeking am typing an entry, though yes im working tmrw. im just in the mood of "malas ah nak pi keja layan merepek people!". this i must share.
scenario one.
stupid woman : "do you have kids bags?"
me : "huh? kids range is there.." *points points*
stupid woman : "bags, for kids age 12 or something.."
me : *thinking OBVIOUSLY we don't have em* "ehhhh... nope....."
stupid woman walks halfway out the door and turns back to say....
stupid woman : "oh! i saw billabong and i just went in! i tot this was billabong!"
wah u damn kanasai can. can't you clearly see the big ass shop name or something. wah kaoz leh u..
scenario two.
chaocheebye woman who look like some gila woman : "do you have heeled sandals, like the one im wearing now?"
me : "no we dont have. only shoes" *points points*
chaocheebye woman : "i want sandals.. sandals with heels.." *insisting*
me : "no we dont have.."
then me n her are embrawled in some try this and talk that situation and ends up not purchasing anything. it's ok, nevermind.
chaocheebye woman walks up to the counter.
chaocheebye woman : "what bags do u have?"
me : *wtf this qn again* "no we dont sell bags."
chaocheebye woman : "then how do people carry their purchases?!"
me : *wtf u can?* "oh THAT bags. they're plastic"
me thinks why wud she ask what bags we use.. she probly wants to steal some.
chaocheebye woman : "are you singaporean?"
me : "yeah......"
chaocheebye woman : "no wonder. singaporean english are very poor.."
EH POMPAN GILA, LU BTOL NYE GILER KEPE?! DAH NAMPAK SAH KAU TANYA AKU APA BAGS KITA ADA, AUTO PIKIR APA BAG KITA JUAL PE! BUAT PE AKU NAK TERPIKIR PSL CARRIER BAGS??! LAGI KAU CAKAP ENGLISH KITA TEROK?! KAU BRUSH UP ENGLISH KAU DULU AH BEFORE PINPOINT ORANG YOU CHAOCHEEBYE KANINA BUAYSAI AH.
this world is full of stupid people siak. and there is those that prefer to come into a shop and ask where is this and that instead of taking a few more steps towards the directory or the concierge. read people read!! don't trouble people for your own trouble.
pfft. merepek ah.
scenario one.
stupid woman : "do you have kids bags?"
me : "huh? kids range is there.." *points points*
stupid woman : "bags, for kids age 12 or something.."
me : *thinking OBVIOUSLY we don't have em* "ehhhh... nope....."
stupid woman walks halfway out the door and turns back to say....
stupid woman : "oh! i saw billabong and i just went in! i tot this was billabong!"
wah u damn kanasai can. can't you clearly see the big ass shop name or something. wah kaoz leh u..
scenario two.
chaocheebye woman who look like some gila woman : "do you have heeled sandals, like the one im wearing now?"
me : "no we dont have. only shoes" *points points*
chaocheebye woman : "i want sandals.. sandals with heels.." *insisting*
me : "no we dont have.."
then me n her are embrawled in some try this and talk that situation and ends up not purchasing anything. it's ok, nevermind.
chaocheebye woman walks up to the counter.
chaocheebye woman : "what bags do u have?"
me : *wtf this qn again* "no we dont sell bags."
chaocheebye woman : "then how do people carry their purchases?!"
me : *wtf u can?* "oh THAT bags. they're plastic"
me thinks why wud she ask what bags we use.. she probly wants to steal some.
chaocheebye woman : "are you singaporean?"
me : "yeah......"
chaocheebye woman : "no wonder. singaporean english are very poor.."
EH POMPAN GILA, LU BTOL NYE GILER KEPE?! DAH NAMPAK SAH KAU TANYA AKU APA BAGS KITA ADA, AUTO PIKIR APA BAG KITA JUAL PE! BUAT PE AKU NAK TERPIKIR PSL CARRIER BAGS??! LAGI KAU CAKAP ENGLISH KITA TEROK?! KAU BRUSH UP ENGLISH KAU DULU AH BEFORE PINPOINT ORANG YOU CHAOCHEEBYE KANINA BUAYSAI AH.
this world is full of stupid people siak. and there is those that prefer to come into a shop and ask where is this and that instead of taking a few more steps towards the directory or the concierge. read people read!! don't trouble people for your own trouble.
pfft. merepek ah.
posted by hisakazu mie at
2:09:00 AM
