conversation between me and a fat indian guy in army uniform at the zebra crossing yesterday.

Him : Excuse me miss... miss.

Me : (turns back to look, thinking i dropped something)

Him : Miss ah, you're daaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnn beautiful ah. you're daaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnn beautiful.

Me : (?????!!!!)

Him : really ah you're daaaaaammmmn beautiful ah. you're going home?

Me : Yeah.

Him : Oh, thought wanna chit chat and get to know you better.

Me : Sorry ah rushing home for dinner. (tak posa nak rush home dinner apa)

Him : Oh. are you singaporean?

Me : Yeah.

Him : never met a person look as beautiful as you before. you're daaaaammmmmnnn beautiful ah.

Me : (???????!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Him : ok lah miss bye. I MISS YOU!

Me : (walks faster thinking what in the name of freaking fucks just happened)

somewhere further away...

Him : (Screaming)BYE MISS! I MISS YOU!!!!

Me : (if i could climb over the fence, i would!)





good morning all.