amacaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam fellow muslims yang sambut hari raya?! dah 3 days beraya, duit dpt berapa? dah kira lom? kalau dpt banyak tu, jgn lokek eh. mari sini, meh kita share².
anyway i decided i wont story abt how my hari raya went. i actually did type but i erased it. every year same thing same routine la so no difference. i actually wanna pin point out some habits i noticed of makciks and pakciks. jgn marah eh. dah memang the truth, apa mo buat kan?

MAKCIKS

• very kecohrable. they dont know when to shut their mouths. seriously!
• when newer guests come, the "young" have to give up their seat to let the newer guests sit. yes yes i know its common courtesy. its not that im unwilling! but i wonder why they cant they give up theirs as well? need a comfy place to sit their asses and chat/gossip to your hearts content?
• and the saying goes "eh makin gemuk kau". sheesh orang tau la. dah bagus tu orang tak anorexic tau. it means i have a healthy appetite! *in sheer denial*
• the common question every single woman hates. "bila nak kahwin? ada boyfren? ajak la rumah berjumpa mak bapak!" kepoh awak ye? sik pikir psl kahwin je. tak de question lain eh? NEXT!
• comparison of the good things and successes of their sons/daughters.
• making a point to meet together at a house and leave together happily ever after. not for me in my case. too many makciks = kecohness + bingitness.
• making a point to meet together at a house and wait till the person arrives then leave off. if that person comes late, u wait at that one house forever ah. nak tunggu buat apa? lebih byk geng nak join gossip? chet~!
• flaunt wealth. if they've got it.

k enough of the makciks.

PAKCIKS

• sit one corner, smoke themselves silly and do nothing, except wait for the signal from the wives to start moving to another house.
• demand their daughters to help them get their food, even though the food is right under their noses and they still got healthy hands and arms to stretch and get themselves. poor daughters dorang nak makan ada je orang kacau.
• dah susahkan orang tu dah satu, habis makan, angkat kaki jalan pergi tengok tv or smoke. abih plate tinggalkan atas meja. oi! dah bagus orang ajak ke rumah, ajak makan and hidangkan atas meja. and all you have to do is just find a cosy seat to sit ur ass and start eating. the least you can do in return is clear your own plate. its so simple yet such a tedious task it seems? irritating.
• while driving and talking shiokly, trus salah belok.
• re-arrange the furniture. rajin u say? memang lah. but in all the wrong places that clash with the house decor. yeah la your taste in house decor the bessssstttt....
• thats one thing. the other is the reason for moving the furniture. move because arrangement pple seen before so want something new. right. but whats the use if you arrange the furniture back to where it was a few mths back? so when comes hari raya, your arrangement is still the same. waste energy move here n there je.
• flaunt wealth. if they've got it.

done with the pakciks.

ni lah some of the habits of highly wise people. very wise indeed. ni pin point pun not to all lah. for a certain number je heehee. how bout u? any makcik/pakcik peeves? feel free to tag and share okie? goodnights and selamat hari raya again! its still not too late kan?27 more days to go!